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A priest, a minister and a rabbi are on a fishing trip. They get out on the water and the Priest goes, "Oh darn, I forgot the picnic basket!" so he proceeds to step out of the boat and walk to shore, grabs the picnic basket and comes back out to the boat.

It’s the set-up to what could be a pretty good joke. Like the rabbi, priest, and monk, these are religious figures in their.

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Apr 21, 2018  · Rabbis teach us. They inspire us. They lead us. So what better way to say thank you than to tell jokes about them. That’s just what Jews do. So without further ado, here are 10 of our favorite jokes about Rabbis. A Rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house. The Rabbi came across a box he didn.

Priest Jokes. Submit Joke. Best Latest. Old. Anonymous. 2 years ago. What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns. 44. 45. 12. 13. 0. Difference. Anonymous. A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go.

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A priest , a minister and a rabbi take a day trip on a boat to the middle of a lake. In the morning, the priest gets out of the boat and walks across the water to get breakfast. At midday, the minister gets out of the boat and walks across the of the water to get lunch. In the evening, the rabbi goes to get supper.

Mar 11, 2011  · A rabbi, priest, and minister walk into the bar. They sit down at one end, and the rabbi says, "Want to hear what I did this weekend?" The other say, "Sure." The rabbi, whose name is Abraham, continues. "I talked with my congregation about the importance of circumcision. Our God is a God of the Covenant, and we are the people of that covenant.

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Funniest Dirty Priest Jokes. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. A priest and a Rabbi found themselves sitting next to each other on a plane. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork

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Jokes Religious Jokes Religious Jokes. Today’s sermon: finding belly laughs in holy places. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the.

It’s the set-up to what could be a pretty good joke. Like the rabbi, priest, and monk, these are religious figures in their.

Priest Jokes. Submit Joke. Best Latest. Morbid Jokes. HerpDerpGaming. a year ago. Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy. Anonymous. a year ago. A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f. the children” and the Priest says.

Some people believe the Minister, the Priest and the Rabbi are in a gay relationship based on the following two jokes. A Minister, a Priest and a Rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.

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Sep 21, 2015  · A priest and a rabbi are flying together to an ecumenical convention. As the plane takes off, both men instinctively cross themselves. “For the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost!” the priest explains. “Wallet, cigars, spectacles, testicles,” the rabbi explains. * Told by Protestants and Jews

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Some people believe the Minister, the Priest and the Rabbi are in a gay relationship based on the following two jokes. A Minister, a Priest and a Rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Funniest Dirty Priest Jokes. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. A priest and a Rabbi found themselves sitting next to each other on a plane. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork

A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don’t like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you’re gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don’t serve CHICKENS in here!"